Gender is a spectrum. A spectrum that will use its collective genitalia to lay eggs in your face.
We’ve told you before about how the aliens are just giant penises with even smaller penises in their constantly ejaculating mouths, and how the chambers in the alien pilot vessels are all accessed through giant vaginas, but if you try to actually add up all the imagery in just one Alien movie, you’ll be up to your neck in labia and foreskins before the third act. Look at the face hugger. It’s an ass with a vagina on the bottom and penis fingers. The vagina is actually at the end of a penis that gets forced down your throat once the penis fingers hug your head and squeeze its butt-body all tight against you. It then proceeds to peen-vag your throat so hard that you end up with a baby penis-headed monster inside you that explodes its own birth canal out of your chest.
Probably the funniest paragraph I have ever read
here’s a picture of my dad pretending to be in new-york
I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.
You don’t even understand. She throws the table, deflects a chair with her purse, catches a chair with one hand while ducking a 3rd flying chair. She is the one. The one who will defeat sharkeisha
I will never scroll passed this and not reblog it. Never.
me when my mom doesn’t bring home pizza.
She is the one. The one who will defeat sharkeisha
Bastille - “(I Just) Died In Your Arms”
I just died in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.
Yeah it’s that good.
Leaving the house without a jacket like
and then going out and ending up like
"30 Rock" scribes Dylan Morgan and Josh Siegal have inked an overall deal with Universal TV. Pair are set to develop comedy projects for the studio.
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows